It's Domination Time!

Last year at this time, UGR (I hate them!) were waking up to the fact that Agent XYZ was actually a double agent! hahahahahahahahaha. All it took was a lot of money and holding his wife and family hostage and I had his undying loyalty. He is my Black Knight. The inside information that BK has given me will help me to finally and completely defeat the puny, minute, smallish agents of UGR (I hate them!). And so, loyal G.O.F.E.R. agents, we are going to give them one huge surprise when Earl (makes me want to HURL) von Strausenberg goes over his pathetic plan to defeat me...

What is it - you may be asking? Well... DON'T INTERRUPT ME!

We are going to kidnap all of the head agents wives! I am looking for some brave Goons to carry out my plan to take the initiative away from UGR (I hate them!)